1. wrongcards:

This is an easy piece of advice, but you’d be surprised how often a manly man like myself has to explain it. Gentlemen: do not trifle with the feelings of womenfolk, or you’ll wake up one day inside a Salvador Dali painting. Translated: you will be unhappy, bewildered and wondering what happened to reality and space-time. Via Wrongcards.

    wrongcards:

    This is an easy piece of advice, but you’d be surprised how often a manly man like myself has to explain it. Gentlemen: do not trifle with the feelings of womenfolk, or you’ll wake up one day inside a Salvador Dali painting. Translated: you will be unhappy, bewildered and wondering what happened to reality and space-time. Via Wrongcards.